FNUR! FNUR!

ever eat a box of junior mints too fast and start coughing, or is that just me five minutes ago

Just realized my birthday is just over a month away. Fuuuuuck because a) definitely too old to enjoy birthdays anymore and b) had a tumblr follower goal I wanted to hit by then and there’s no way that’s happening

I got super anxious this morning and took two Ativan. Then the adrenaline went away and the Ativan was too strong and I wanted to pass out. So I had 2 cups of coffee to counteract it. And this all happened in like, an hour, and now I have a terrible headache BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TRY TO PLAY GOD WITH MY BODY

Just saw an incredibly attractive bronze-haired man in a well-cut 3 piece suit, just walking down the street and eating an ice cream cone.

Modern day Finnick head canon casting: check

You guys may think I have my shit together but I just literally pulled a paper clip out of my hair and I have no idea how it got there

theswaggiestangelinthegarrison:

Current mood: the face kirk makes when mccoy stabs him with the hypos

(via justsmallerontheoutside)

dispatchesfromdistrict7 asked: I've decided based of the posts in the last several days that somehow through the magic of the internet all my tumblr friends (myself included) are slowing cycling together, which is why I was 2 days late and you were surprised.

THIS IS A VALID THEORY, I was talking about this with allob yesterday. It’s either through the power of tumblr or the power of Everlark.

So we can all yell, He-man style:
BY THE POWER OF EVERLARK
I HAVE MENSTRUATED